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Quotes from “Snooki and JWOWW” S1E1

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23. Realtor: We don’t have a two-bedroom. Jenni: What do you have again? Realtor: We have a one-bedroom, a two-bedroom and a three-bedroom.

22. Jenni: Nicole and I, we’re moving in together because I’m about to hit 30 in a couple of years and that’s it. 30 is my limit, so I have three years for, like, a bucket list to get everything done.

21. Jenni: Do you guys take dogs? Realtor: Do they bark a lot? Jenni: No, not at all. (Noel barks) Ssshhh.

20. Jenni: Not a gang bang hurrah. I just don’t want to be that girl at 45 years old and be like, ‘Damn, I wish I lived by the city with my girlfriend.’ Because I don’t want any regrets in life.

19. Jenni: Roger’s being a little sceptical right now. But I get it. He knows Nicole. She doesn’t clean, she doesn’t make her bed, she doesn’t do laundry, she doesn’t cook, she doesn’t clean again, she likes to get drunk, she likes to get wasted, she likes to have a good time, she likes to get drunk, she likes to get wasted…

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Live everyday to the fullest :): You are strong :) I'm reblogging this because people said they've been going through some things, and I just wanted them...

jord1993:

The silence makes everything louder,

and the footsteps you leave in the sand make everything slower,

you pick up that knife,

and you sometimes and I say this with a tear,

you think about ending your beautiful life.


I can only tell you to be strong,

and every time you feel down…

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